1
00:00:07,096 --> 00:00:11,322
Oh, Miss Fine, is it that time
 of the month again?

2
00:00:13,074 --> 00:00:15,599
Oh, I'm afraid so, Niles.

3
00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:19,134
Time to make my credit card payments.

4
00:00:21,007 --> 00:00:23,661
Oh, thank God I've got a system.

5
00:00:23,661 --> 00:00:27,492
No, you don't.  I'm tapped. 
/ Not you.

6
00:00:28,381 --> 00:00:35,258
I have to pay my American Express because
 if I buy a piece of gum,
 the SWAT team storms the building.

7
00:00:35,258 --> 00:00:38,444
Meanwhile, I pay my Master
 card with my Discover card,

8
00:00:38,444 --> 00:00:41,690
my Discover card with my Optimer,

9
00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:46,196
my Optimer card with my City Trust Visa.

10
00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:49,298
But doesn't that leave a very
 high balance on your Visa?

11
00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:52,737
Exactly.  And that's why they 
give me an expresso machine,

12
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which I sell to pay
 my American Express.  Thank you.

13
00:00:58,252 --> 00:01:02,720
Miss Fine, you should be
 President of Mexico.

14
00:01:03,673 --> 00:01:06,962
Daddy, I need some money. 
/ Oh, of course, sweetheart.  Here you are.

15
00:01:06,962 --> 00:01:11,883
Oh, boy, you're lucky.  
My father was never so generous with me,

16
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unless he was asleep and his pants 
were hanging on the back of a chair.

17
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Fran, it's only $50. 
/ Only $50.

18
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Do you know how many kids Sally
 Struthers could feed for $50?

19
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Although, have you seen her lately?
 Do we really think she's feeding anyone else?

20
00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:36,658
Well, you know, Margaret, 
Miss Fine does have a valid point.

21
00:01:36,658 --> 00:01:40,092
I gave you $50 just yesterday. 
 Now what did you do with it?

22
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I spent it on clothes for school.

23
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Oh, well, there you are.  
You see, she spent it on clothes for school --

24
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don't you have a uniform?

25
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Dad, don't be mean. 
 I love you so much.

26
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All right.  But this is the last time.

27
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Oy ... 
/ What?

28
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Well, you know, I don't want
to derail the gravy train,

29
00:02:01,307 --> 00:02:04,695
but don't you think it's time 
that the kid got a job?

30
00:02:04,695 --> 00:02:07,016
Okay.  I'll get a job. 
 I'll go work at the Gap.

31
00:02:07,016 --> 00:02:09,839
Wait a minute.  Isn't that where
 your boyfriend Peter works?

32
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Oh, is it?

33
00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:19,953
Honey, honey, let me handle this.
  You're opening up a whole Endora's box over here.

34
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Mr. Sheffield, all I'm saying is that 
I think a job would teach her responsibility.

35
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Yeah, well, I'm all for that. 
I just think she may be too
 young to start working.

36
00:02:29,631 --> 00:02:34,553
Well, you're not doing her any favors
 by handing her everything on a silver platter.

37
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Thank you, Niles.

38
00:02:38,927 --> 00:02:41,855
I don't know, Miss Fine.  I just don't
 feel right about Margaret taking a job

39
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away from someone who 
could really use the money.

40
00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:47,493
Well, okay.  Ah, have her 
do volunteer work.

41
00:02:47,493 --> 00:02:49,934
Yeah, I can do volunteer -- what?

42
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You mean work and not get paid?

43
00:02:52,957 --> 00:02:55,992
Why do I have to work in the first
 place? I thought we were rich.

44
00:02:55,992 --> 00:02:57,602
No, no, no, no.  I'm rich.

45
00:02:57,602 --> 00:03:01,062
You won't be rich until I'm dead.

46
00:03:02,142 --> 00:03:04,655
Ah, don't go there, Mr. Sheffield.

47
00:03:04,655 --> 00:03:09,812
I have the feeling Mr. Menendez
 used that logic on Lyle and Eric.

48
00:04:03,141 --> 00:04:07,006
Sorry I'm late, Maxwell. 
 My cooking class ran over.

49
00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:09,861
Taste this.  Taste it.

50
00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:16,708
Ummm ...

51
00:04:17,063 --> 00:04:20,077
Oh, let me give you 
a tortilla for dipping.

52
00:04:24,106 --> 00:04:25,129
Oh ...

53
00:04:26,002 --> 00:04:27,761
Well, go on.  Dip.

54
00:04:28,189 --> 00:04:31,233
Knock-knock. 
/ Oh, Miss Fine, come in.

55
00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,903
Guess who got a new job.

56
00:04:40,903 --> 00:04:43,930
Hallelujah, Nanny Fine.

57
00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:48,220
Don't even give two weeks notice.  
Girl, you just go go go.

58
00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:51,226
And as a token of my appreciation ...

59
00:04:51,226 --> 00:04:55,375
Oh, Miss Babcock, it's gorgeous.

60
00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:58,365
I don't know what to say.
  Oh, yes, I do.

61
00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:02,027
I'm not the one with
 the new job.  Maggie is.

62
00:05:02,746 --> 00:05:05,241
Self-winding.

63
00:05:05,886 --> 00:05:10,244
Well, Maggie's going to be a candy
 striper at Bellmont Hospital.

64
00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:13,823
I got her the gig through this
 doctor I once broke up with.

65
00:05:13,823 --> 00:05:16,980
You broke up with a doctor?

66
00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,728
Uh-huh.  A very successful 
anethesiologist.

67
00:05:20,728 --> 00:05:25,870
But when I went out with him, 
I didn't feel anything.

68
00:05:27,379 --> 00:05:31,675
Miss -- Miss Fine, do you really think
 Margaret's responsible enough 
to be working in a hospital?

69
00:05:31,675 --> 00:05:36,404
Oh, what's the worse that could happen?  
She'll forget to bring someone their Jell-O snack?

70
00:05:36,857 --> 00:05:38,670
See that aquarium?

71
00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:40,823
What aquarium?  There's no fish in there.

72
00:05:40,823 --> 00:05:44,507
Yeah.  Margaret forgot to bring
 them their Jell-O snacks.

73
00:05:47,568 --> 00:05:50,166
Well, this is different.

74
00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:53,206
This job is going to help
 build her character.

75
00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:57,252
She's going to wake up every morning
 with a purpose -- to help people,

76
00:05:57,252 --> 00:06:02,001
to marry a doctor, to move to Great
 Neck, to drive a Caddy SDS

77
00:06:02,001 --> 00:06:07,233
with a North Star engine and make her
cousin Martha so jealous.

78
00:06:07,424 --> 00:06:10,702
Oh, sorry.  I'm back.

79
00:06:11,334 --> 00:06:16,885
Oh, Miss Babcock, is your dog here?

80
00:06:20,664 --> 00:06:25,563
Chester?  He's not here. / Oh, well,
 then, what's with the Cycle 2?

81
00:06:26,589 --> 00:06:29,911
I made that in cooking class, Nanny Fine,

82
00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:33,171
who knows nothing about ode cuisine.

83
00:06:33,616 --> 00:06:39,327
Well, I know when food's supposed to be
 served in a bowl with a name on it. / Huh.

84
00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:47,920
Oh, honey, this job is going to
 just do wonders for you.

85
00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,574
And besides, it's really good
 karma to help people in need.

86
00:06:51,574 --> 00:06:55,142
Oh, just look at that woman over there.

87
00:06:55,142 --> 00:06:58,725
Let's go over and cheer
 her up a little bit.

88
00:06:59,332 --> 00:07:03,532
Hi ...  You know,
 things can't be that bad.

89
00:07:03,532 --> 00:07:06,460
And when you look good,

90
00:07:07,029 --> 00:07:09,589
you feel good.

91
00:07:11,508 --> 00:07:16,867
There ...  Oh, she's going to feel 
much better about herself now.

92
00:07:22,617 --> 00:07:24,778
Oh, excuse me.  I need a doctor.

93
00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:29,602
What are your symptoms? 
/ I'm 30 and single.  Ha, ha, ha.

94
00:07:30,585 --> 00:07:33,634
Oh, that's funny.  30.

95
00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:40,857
Anyway, this is Maggie Sheffield.
  Your new candy striper.

96
00:07:40,857 --> 00:07:41,913
Hi.

97
00:07:41,913 --> 00:07:45,269
Now, Maggie, this is a hospital and
 things can get pretty rough around here.

98
00:07:45,269 --> 00:07:49,743
Are you sure you're up for this? 
/ Excuse me for a moment.

99
00:07:49,743 --> 00:07:52,037
Fran, I don't know.  
Maybe Dad was right.

100
00:07:52,037 --> 00:07:55,285
Oh, No. 1, don't ever
 say that again.

101
00:07:55,285 --> 00:08:00,591
No. 2, we prepared for this.
 How many Rescue 911's did we watch?

102
00:08:00,591 --> 00:08:03,461
I know.  But this is real. That's fake.

103
00:08:03,461 --> 00:08:08,018
Honey, 911 is not fake. 
It's a reenactment of an actual event.

104
00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:11,250
Only with better looking people.

105
00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:15,550
Oh, now, don't get nervous.  
That's just a needle.

106
00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:17,174
I know.

107
00:08:17,174 --> 00:08:20,223
Don't let it get to you. 
/ I won't.

108
00:08:20,223 --> 00:08:21,434
You okay?

109
00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,288
Yeah. 
/ Good.  See ya.

110
00:08:26,159 --> 00:08:27,520
Fran?

111
00:08:31,755 --> 00:08:34,651
Oh, Peter, this job gets
 more amazing every day.

112
00:08:34,651 --> 00:08:37,424
Make that pouty face.

113
00:08:38,359 --> 00:08:41,608
Peter, I'm serious. 
 This lady came out of surgery,

114
00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,844
and I was there when 
she opened her eyes.

115
00:08:43,844 --> 00:08:49,318
Oh, you should have seen her face when
 I said her thighs already look smaller.

116
00:08:52,494 --> 00:08:53,920
Maggie,

117
00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:58,778
what's the number of that
 pizza place that delivers?

118
00:08:59,085 --> 00:09:01,595
No, no, not that one.

119
00:09:02,064 --> 00:09:05,186
The one on 57th.  Oh, never mind. 
 I'll look it up.

120
00:09:05,186 --> 00:09:07,575
Oh, what do you want on it.

121
00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:15,615
Oh, can't we split the diff? 
 Can't we do half pepperoni,
half Canadian bacon?

122
00:09:15,615 --> 00:09:17,033
What do you want, Brighten?

123
00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:19,681
Put me down for a calzone.

124
00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:22,331
Brighten ...

125
00:09:23,322 --> 00:09:28,639
Oh hi, Mr. Sheffield.  How was
 your dinner at Miss Babcock's.
  What'd she serve?

126
00:09:28,639 --> 00:09:30,353
Well, I'm not quite sure,

127
00:09:30,353 --> 00:09:34,017
but I have a feeling I'll be tasting 
it again later this evening.

128
00:09:34,289 --> 00:09:39,036
Well, judging by the hour, you must 
have liked it well enough to have
 stayed for seconds.

129
00:09:40,589 --> 00:09:41,905
What's wrong with him?

130
00:09:41,905 --> 00:09:46,096
Well, you know, you come home
 smelling of another chef's cooking.

131
00:09:46,096 --> 00:09:50,223
You got sauce on your collar.
I mean, he's not stupid.

132
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,383
Miss Fine, do you happen to have
 anything for an upset stomach?

133
00:09:54,383 --> 00:09:57,075
Oh, of course.  Let me go see here.

134
00:09:57,075 --> 00:10:01,817
I've got Gas X, Rolaids, Mylanta --

135
00:10:01,817 --> 00:10:08,407
mint and the new cherry flavor. 
 Are you -- are you gassy or just bloated?

136
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:13,076
I'd like to keep some mystery between us. 
 Why don't you just surprise me ...

137
00:10:14,908 --> 00:10:15,992
Thank you.

138
00:10:17,819 --> 00:10:20,463
I see Peter and Margaret 
haven't left the couch.

139
00:10:20,463 --> 00:10:23,768
Don't worry. 
 I've been in the room all night.

140
00:10:23,768 --> 00:10:26,182
Fran, Fran, hurry up. 
 The commercial's over.

141
00:10:26,182 --> 00:10:29,688
Honey, you're having a nightmare.  
Go back to bed.

142
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,393
Good evening, Mr. Sheffield.
 / Oh, hello, Peter.

143
00:10:34,393 --> 00:10:37,556
It's a lovely shade of lip
 gloss you're wearing.

144
00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:39,443
Thank you, sir.

145
00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:43,310
Meanwhile, have you asked your
 daughter how's the hospital --

146
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,985
five days in a row, never late.

147
00:10:45,985 --> 00:10:50,499
And you'll never hear out of
 my mouth, "I told you so."

148
00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:53,613
Oh, tell him about the lady who
 just came back from the Amazon.

149
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:57,812
Oh, my gosh, this weird bug laid
 eggs in this lady's cheek,

150
00:10:57,812 --> 00:11:00,437
and they started to hatch.
/ Ohhhh ...

151
00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:03,067
Excuse me.
 / Oh ...

152
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,713
Why doesn't anyone want 
to hear about my job?

153
00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:12,221
I can't wait to get back to
 the hospital tomorrow night.

154
00:11:12,221 --> 00:11:16,604
But I got us tickets to Meat Puppets. 
/ Hey, it's not like they're paying me.

155
00:11:16,992 --> 00:11:21,891
Look, I'm sure I can find somebody
 to fill in for me. But who?

156
00:11:24,991 --> 00:11:26,294
Call you later.

157
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,936
Good night, Peter. / Bye-bye.

158
00:11:29,135 --> 00:11:31,260
Ah, Fran, I need a favor.

159
00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:33,760
Um, how should I put this.

160
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,322
Ah, imagine if you were young ...

161
00:11:36,322 --> 00:11:38,795
Honey, don't get creative.

162
00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:41,176
Just tell me.

163
00:11:41,639 --> 00:11:44,887
I can't work tomorrow night because 
Peter asked me to a concert,

164
00:11:44,887 --> 00:11:47,609
but I'm going to get somebody
 I really trust to cover for me.

165
00:11:47,609 --> 00:11:52,249
Oh, well, if you've got somebody
 you really trust -- oh, no.

166
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,430
Oh, come on, Fran.  
It's our eight-week anniversary.

167
00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:59,683
Eight.  Already?  
What is that?  Lint?

168
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:11,028
Honey, nobody is going to believe
 that I'm a candy striper.

169
00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:14,032
Fran, you could pass for 16.

170
00:12:14,032 --> 00:12:17,111
16?  No way.

171
00:12:18,859 --> 00:12:21,266
18, maybe.

172
00:12:22,061 --> 00:12:25,537
But I'm supposed to be teaching
 you responsibility.

173
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,775
Fran, don't be mean.

174
00:12:27,775 --> 00:12:31,152
I love you so much.

175
00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:36,608
Honey, that only works
 on your father. / Please ...

176
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:45,001
Oh, all right, but just this one time.
 / Oh, thank you so much, Fran.

177
00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:49,251
Now I know that you told him that
 I wouldn't flake out, 
so we don't have to tell him.

178
00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:52,586
Oh, no.  Don't start lying
 to your father now.

179
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:56,520
Save that for when you come home 
wearing your shirt inside out.

180
00:12:57,248 --> 00:12:59,095
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I gotta talk to you.

181
00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:01,467
No.  No, Miss Fine.  Me first.

182
00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:04,729
I want to tell you what a wonderful
job you've done with Margaret.

183
00:13:04,729 --> 00:13:08,135
You know, I've been trying for years
 to teach that child responsibility.

184
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:12,180
And you waltz in the front door 
and accomplish it just like that.

185
00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:14,778
Well, you're a remarkable young woman.

186
00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:17,491
What are you going to do next?

187
00:13:17,491 --> 00:13:21,033
Ah, I'm going to Disneyland.

188
00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:37,745
Hey, Fran. / Nobody's sneaking 
out of the house.

189
00:13:38,393 --> 00:13:42,988
Brighten, why aren't you eating in front of 
the TV in the living room like a normal kid?

190
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,466
Niles would have a fit.

191
00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:48,512
You know, we spend thousands of
dollars to Skotchguard the furniture,

192
00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:51,632
and everybody's afraid to see
 if it works.  Come on.

193
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:53,370
Good-bye.

194
00:13:59,248 --> 00:14:02,186
Rum-pum-pum.

195
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:07,357
Oh, hi, Niles.  You know,
 I'm glad you're here

196
00:14:07,357 --> 00:14:11,668
because Brighten is eating in the living room

197
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:15,841
What time do you have to be
 at the hospital?

198
00:14:15,841 --> 00:14:18,808
6:00.  And I'm already -- 
oh, how'd you know?

199
00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:20,933
Well, let's see, at 5:15,

200
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:23,567
Peter's white Chevy Blazer 
parked outside.

201
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:26,208
5:17, I hear a thump --

202
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:30,969
Miss Margaret sneaking past my door.
 I found this.

203
00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:36,006
5:20, a plaintive wail from
the neighbor's schnauzer.

204
00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:39,874
Oh, here's some 
late-breaking evidence.

205
00:14:40,278 --> 00:14:44,368
A candy striper uniform on my ham.

206
00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:47,462
Thank you, F. Lee Butler.

207
00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:51,656
Mr. Sheffield still sick? 
/ Yes.  Lucky you.

208
00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:55,911
Oh, Niles, I would never wish the man ill
 just so that I could sneak out of the --

209
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:59,641
Niles.
 / Oh, man, what's he doing up?

210
00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:02,720
Niles, Miss Babcock and I -- oh ...

211
00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,576
Miss Babcock -- um ...

212
00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:09,106
Miss Babcock -- oh ...

213
00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:12,673
Yes, I know the feeling, sir.

214
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,683
He's trying to say we have 
to go out to a meeting.

215
00:15:20,683 --> 00:15:24,824
Oh, very good, sir. 
 So then Miss Babcook -- forgive me ...

216
00:15:26,912 --> 00:15:31,707
Babcock -- won't be poisoning 
you this evening?

217
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,589
Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. 
 You know what I think, Niles?

218
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:38,742
I think you're jealous.  You know why
 he doesn't come home for dinner?

219
00:15:38,742 --> 00:15:44,888
You don't keep it interesting. 
 For 20 years, it's the same old recipes.

220
00:15:44,888 --> 00:15:49,390
Let's face it, Niles,
 you let yourself go.

221
00:15:51,074 --> 00:15:53,706
He's bored.

222
00:15:55,715 --> 00:15:58,495
Oh, don't listen to her.

223
00:15:58,495 --> 00:16:04,075
I bet when he's eating her coq au vin, 
he's fantasizing about yours.

224
00:16:04,911 --> 00:16:09,886
Well, I'm not worried.  Do you think 
this is the first time he's strayed?

225
00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:14,372
But he's always home for breakfast.

226
00:16:19,484 --> 00:16:20,693
Maxwell!

227
00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:25,149
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I'm -- 
I'm really concerned about you.

228
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:29,503
You don't look well at all. 
/ Really?  Maybe I should stay home.

229
00:16:29,503 --> 00:16:32,441
What am I, a doctor?  Go.  Go.

230
00:16:52,769 --> 00:16:57,490
Okay. I need a candy striper 
to stay an extra hour.

231
00:16:57,490 --> 00:17:00,452
You.  You don't look like 
you have a curfew.

232
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,111
Do you think that's
 appropriate for work?

233
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,378
Works for him.

234
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:14,444
Take these to the
 linen supply room.

235
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:30,642
Hello?

236
00:17:31,921 --> 00:17:35,093
Ma, how did you find me here?

237
00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:38,834
Well, what's the emergency?

238
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:45,122
Ma, Mike Douglas isn't on Channel 4 
because they canceled him 22 years ago.

239
00:17:45,437 --> 00:17:49,089
Would you spring for a new TV Guide.

240
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:52,769
Don't worry.  It's just his appendix.

241
00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:57,215
It's a very routine operation.  
You're going to be fine, Mr. Sheffield.

242
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:02,528
Now, you just relax. 
I promise no more pain until you get my bill.

243
00:18:04,345 --> 00:18:06,280
Okay.  Pleasant dreams.

244
00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:09,949
He'll be back in the room 
in a couple of hours.

245
00:18:09,949 --> 00:18:11,376
Are you the wife?

246
00:18:11,942 --> 00:18:13,409
Yes.

247
00:18:29,116 --> 00:18:31,932
Nurse, help me prep for surgery.

248
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,966
Okay. You look good.

249
00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:39,354
You're a doctor.  You can do it.

250
00:18:39,354 --> 00:18:43,084
Not me.  The patient.

251
00:18:45,347 --> 00:18:47,063
Miss Fine ...

252
00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:51,438
Oh, yeah, you're fine.
  I'm fine.  We're all fine.

253
00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:54,315
Shave him.

254
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,937
All right ...

255
00:19:09,076 --> 00:19:11,550
You're the doctor.

256
00:19:22,381 --> 00:19:24,122
What are you doing?

257
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,516
Well, I have no idea.

258
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:33,085
I mean, the man has
 a slight five o'clock shadow,

259
00:19:33,085 --> 00:19:37,018
but it's not like he's
 going to a bar mitzvah.

260
00:19:37,197 --> 00:19:39,982
Shave him for surgery.

261
00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:43,890
Well, where do you want me
 to shave him -- oh!

262
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:50,231
You know, I'll be back in a minute.
 I have a girl that does a bikini wax.

263
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:52,601
Now!

264
00:20:03,589 --> 00:20:04,937
Oh, all right.

265
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:44,138
Bucking for a raise?

266
00:20:57,727 --> 00:21:00,883
Oh, Fran, the hospital was
 awesome today. / Really?

267
00:21:00,883 --> 00:21:06,525
There was this one guy with his eyeball
 just hanging by a bloody vein.

268
00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:11,307
Miss Fine 
/ Oh, hi, Mr. Sheffield.

269
00:21:11,307 --> 00:21:13,545
Nice to see you up and around.
 / Thank you.

270
00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:18,255
Oh, Dad, your color's looking
 really good.  I'll just take your pulse.

271
00:21:18,492 --> 00:21:19,711
Oh, my God! / What?

272
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,527
Peter's picking me up
 in ten minutes.

273
00:21:23,829 --> 00:21:28,517
Well, even Dr. Quinn's got a mountain man.

274
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:35,065
You know, Miss Fine, I had the oddest dream
when I was going under the anesthetic.

275
00:21:37,947 --> 00:21:39,455
Oh, really?

276
00:21:39,455 --> 00:21:42,704
Yes.  I was married to C.C.

277
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:45,799
And you -- you -- you were my nurse.

278
00:21:47,152 --> 00:21:49,215
Yeah, that's the drugs.

279
00:21:49,429 --> 00:21:52,056
Um, you know, when my mother
 had her hysterectomy,

280
00:21:52,056 --> 00:21:57,591
she was convinced that
 the operation was on "60 Minutes."

281
00:21:58,204 --> 00:22:04,327
Yeah.  Why Mike Wallace would devote a whole
 segment to her uterus, she never questioned.

282
00:22:04,327 --> 00:22:07,995
Yeah, I suppose you're right. 
 Drugs can play strange tricks on the mind.

283
00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:09,886
Oh, yeah.  Oh, yeah.
 / Well, good night, Miss Fine.

284
00:22:09,886 --> 00:22:12,018
Good night, Mr. Sheffield.

285
00:22:18,135 --> 00:22:19,966
Miss Fine!

286
00:22:31,777 --> 00:22:34,075
Brighten, how long
 have you been there?

287
00:22:34,075 --> 00:22:37,468
Since "Does this unhook in the front?"

288
00:22:38,137 --> 00:22:42,292
Brighten, you liar. 
/ You love torturing your sister, huh?

289
00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:46,287
Yeah.  Well, it's something to do 
until I get my license. / Yeah, yeah.

290
00:22:46,287 --> 00:22:51,163
He has been out of control ever
 since we scrambled the Playboy channel.